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Matthewrulz Robs The Bank

May 30, 2010

Matthewrulz was just sitting in his igloo.

Matthewrulz: *Sigh* I need some money.

Matthewrulz shows his money. He has 8000 coins.

Matthewrulz: I FEEL SO POOR!!!

2 seconds later, he took out the newspaper. The article said Club Penguin was opening a bank!

Matthewrulz: O_O A bank! That just gave me the idea! I can rob it!

A few minutes later, R2d3c3po came in.

R2d3c3po: Hey.

Matthewrulz: Hi, R2!

Matthewrulz: You know that bank that’s opening on Friday, right?

R2d3c3po: Yeah.

Matthewrulz: I’m gonna rob it!

R2d3c3po: OH EM GEE

Matthewrulz: Don’t tell anyone!

R2d3c3po: OK, I won’t!

R2d3c3po walked out.

That Friday…

Matthewrulz: I’m gonna get money big time! And I know the perfect way to teleport to the bank. MAGIC PUDDING!!!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT THIS MAGIC PUDDING?

Matthewrulz: Ahhh, yes!

At the bank…

Matthewrulz: OK, let’s open this blasted door.

Matthewrulz threw a snowball at the door.

The door opened.

3 minutes later…

Matthewrulz: -_- You would really think this place needs better security.

Matthewrulz threw a snowball at the door and it opened. Finally, he walked in.

You have earned 37547698239849358946896898649689468946898 coins.

You now have 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 coins.

At Matthewrulz’s igloo…

Matthewrulz: W00T W00T!

R2d3c3po walked in.

Matthewrulz: Hey R2.

R2d3c3po: Hey Matt.

Matthewrulz: I robbed the bank! Now no one can stop me!

R2d3c3po: Except me.

Matthewrulz: Huh?

R2d3c3po dresses up as an agent.

Matthewrulz: R2! YOU’RE A COP!

R2d3c3po: That’s right! Now hand me the money!

Matthewrulz: Nuh-uh!

They both run around in circles.-_-

Later at the iceberg Matthewrulz sees a whole bunch of people named Pie Almighty, and meets his friend Piplup145.

Matthewrulz: Uh-oh! This isn’t good! Piplup! You have to help me! R2 is a cop! And he’s gonna arrest me! Please hide me!

Piplup145 runs around.

Piplup145: Come to my igloo.

Later at Piplup145′s igloo…

Matthewrulz: Dude if I get caught I’ll get banned! I’ll need to stay here for sometime.

Piplup145: Ok.

Matthewrulz: Thanks.

R2d3c3po comes.

Matthewrulz: HOLY CRUD!

R2d3c3po: I’m gonna kill you and arrest you once and for all!

Piplup145 dresses up as an agent.

Matthewrulz: Piplup! You’re a cop too!?!?!?

Piplup145: Yes. Now we’re gonna get you!

Matthewrulz: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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The End

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  1. Thanks for including me!

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